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I have wanted to blog for such a long time but I’m super fucking lazy and hadn’t motivated myself to sit down and just do it.  Let me tell you about me. My name is Penelope. I’m not married. I used to be. For a short time. And let me tell you what a total douche he turned out to be. Now I’m living and loving the single life. No one man for me. I love meeting new people, and have no moral qualms about having mind blowing sex with anyone I’m attracted to. So this is it people. Welcome to my blog.