Best position IMO!

Cowgirl! Reverse Cowgirl! Missionary! Ballet Dancer! Leap Frog! Belly Down!

There are so many ways to enjoy sex. Many girls enjoy Cowgirl. Not me so much. I feel like I'm doing all the work. Even with the "Cowgirls Helper" I just feel like I'm doing it all. Same thing with "Reverse Cowgirl" If you are lucky enough to have sex with me why should I do all the work. Don't get me wrong. I occasionally do it, but I prefer other positions. Is there a name for up against a wall? IMO its one of the hottest positions. There is something deliciously sleazy about it. Perhaps being banged against the wall adds to it because it hurts! Not a bad hurt, but a good hurt. It's one of those positions that leaves your body aching the next day and every time you move a certain way it's a yummy reminder of the naughtiness you were up to the night before.

I have heard some girls say that "Doggie Style" is degrading I disagree 100%. Here is why:

He has his hands free to do anything he wants. He can pull your hair, reach your breasts, spank your ass (if that's your thing)!

He goes deep. And at the right angle he can hit your g-spot and you'll be screaming for more!

It's primal. It's definitely a submissive position. And most girls like to feel a little helpless sometimes.

Doggy style rocks, but most girl don't want to have sex in this position the first time ya'll have sex! Some girls I have talked to like guys to look them in the eye or some such nonsense.

As you can tell I'm not very romantic. Sex is sex. You get off (Unless you just fucked some total douchebag). You had some fun!

Love is another word for horny!

Ok ya'll! Go have some fun. Try all the positions. Be sure to e-mail me and tell me your favorite! The more details the better!

Does that make me a perv?

Damn right it does!

piningforpenelope@gmail.com

Domestic Discipline.....WTF?

Ok. So I discovered something very recently that I had not known existed.  Domestic Discipline. Take a moment. Google It. And after the shock has worn off, and the nausea settles down, lets talk. 

I know. It's shocking. Repulsive and perhaps a little sad.

After researching this some I have divided the participants of this in to two categories. The first of the two categories are people that are into spankings and d/s and use this as like a 24/7 role play. I totally get it. I don't judge people because of what gets them off. If you like, and it consensual  go for it. 

The second category is people who think that it isn't sexual. These people are delusional. They pretend it has nothing to do with sex. It totally does. The power, the control, the spankings. It's all foreplay!

So what are my views on this. Sexually. I don't like submissive guys. They make me sick. I like men with strong personalities. I like confident guys, who are cocky.A cocky smile is attractive. Cocky smiles, demonstrated in movies such as James Bond and Top Gun triggers feelings of confidence and dominance which is extremely arousing. Does this make me sexually submissive? I don't think so.  I think sex is more interesting when it's a dominant/dominant. Two dominant people fighting for control sexually, What could be hotter than that? Does a guy really want a submissive sex partner. Wouldn't that be boring? Wouldn't the inner animal rather fight for control rather than have it given to them. 

So to all you people that fall into my category two. Come on Pervs!  Be honest embrace your inner kinkiness! 

Go get your freak on!!

**Penelope**

 

My gay friend, Johnny.

I have a friend named Johnny. Johnny is gay. He is a kick-ass friend. He always answers the phone when I call, He always answers my texts when I text. We spend hours talking about life, love, and sex. His life is like a soap opera and his sexual escapade's make mine look like a disney cartoon in comparison. He's super interesting, and the conversations we have are hilarious. The other day Johnny told me he is sexually attracted to this girl from his work. This is a big deal for Johnny, because he has always considered himself gay. Not bi, not confused, just 100% dick loving gay. Johnny even admitted that he has filthy thoughts about this chick. He is so confused now because he doesn't understand why is attracted to this girl. Last weekend Johnny told me, "I would rather suck a dick, but fuck a vagina!" Does this means he's not really gay? Does this mean he is Bi? 

Haha. I told him I think he's just a dirty whore.

More of Johnny to come!

*Penelope*

Do girls like Assholes?

So WTF is wrong with most of the female gender. Why do women go for complete assholes? No wonder so many people refer to girls as “dumb bitches”. Don’t get me wrong girls, I included have banged some of the biggest assholes ever to walk on God’s green earth. Is it the arrogance? Does arrogance somehow translate into confidence? Maybe it does. Do nice guys seem less confident? I’ll be the first to admit that most nice guys make me a little sick. Ok. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want some dude to treat me like shit, but being an overly nice guy makes you look like a huge wuss. Also in my experienced opinion guys that are dicks are the best in bed, and guys that are overly nice make the worst lays. So does sleeping with assholes translate into angry sex? Angry sex is some of the best sex IMO. Once when I was in highschool I dreamed I was having sex with this football player that I hated. We were in the bathroom at school with my leg wrapped around his waist being banged up against the wall. It was a filthy perverted dream. AKA the best kind. One of the hottest dreams I’ve ever had.

So girls, Do you prefer nice guy sex? Or do you prefer fucking like bunnies with some arrogant asshole?

O-M-G

I have wanted to blog for such a long time but I’m super fucking lazy and hadn’t motivated myself to sit down and just do it.  Let me tell you about me. My name is Penelope. I’m not married. I used to be. For a short time. And let me tell you what a total douche he turned out to be. Now I’m living and loving the single life. No one man for me. I love meeting new people, and have no moral qualms about having mind blowing sex with anyone I’m attracted to. So this is it people. Welcome to my blog.